One Tree Hill - Episode 4

Victoria! What a B?!!??? I was way shocked to see her being nice to Brooke, I should have known she had a plan to be an a$$ after the grand opening of TH's C over B. The store will do fine without Victoria and her TOTAL rudeness. Hopefully she'll be gone soon.

OMG!!! What UP with the claw marks on Mouth from the cougarboss?! Hilar!! I couldn't stop cracking up. It seems she has plans for him, even beyond the possible weekend reporter job. This should be intersting. Ummmm... will Mouth find a new love for Brooke's assistant Millicent (eew/nice name btw, and did I spell that right?!)..hmmmmm!?? I'd like to see how cougarboss would handle that.

K Fed's character Jason, the diva-rockstar, sucks. Thank GOD he's Ov-Dub! It was kind of obvious that the keyboard player, Mia, would end up with the studio time, but I didn't anticipate Haley firing the K Fed rocker, to leave Mia with her own potential record deal! HAHAHAAA

Now Haley is a producer at Peyton's new label, which is obviously going to take quality time away from Jamie and the family. Nathan IS the assistant to the assistant coach for the TH Ravens (told ya!). So this will give the Carrie the nanny more things to do around the Scott house. She creeps me out. I'm sure she'll end up seducing Nathan, and there is something very "Hand That Rocks The Cradle"-esque about her. Eeek... Nannyzilla.

Now lets get to the good stuff.. Peyton and Lucas. When L told P the bartender "wasn't good enough for her" I almost punched the TV. I am SO glad P ran after him and pretty much told him to screw off. UGHHHH.... so annoy.

Did anyone see Sophia Bush on Regis and Kelly this week? I had to turn the channel because I'm not a fan of spoilers. About all I can handle are the previews for the upcoming episodes. Next week ... Peyton and Lucas back on??? Whats going to happen with Lindsey, and did I see Brooke kissing Luke? WTH??!! Are we seeing a dream that someone is having? I want Peyton and Luke together, but it seems a bit too soon in the season. We'll see, won't we?!

Alright..... Don't forget to check out the next OTH, each Tuesday at 8pm, right after Reaper on CW 30. And drop me your comments, I'll holla back atchya!

Some of these are pretty basic, and not created by me, but have been incorporated nicely into the AshLanguage®!

ADDITIONS:

Introducing the "Dub"
Dub will substite many words starting with the letter "W". You are guaranteed to have a love-hate relationship with this!

Ov-Dub - over with

BTW - by the way (also know as bt-dub)

Pathet- pathetic

Hilar - Hilarious

WTH - What The H*%$!

OTH - One Tree Hill

TH - Tree Hill

BA - BadA$$

fave - favorite

forev -forever

bf - boyfriend

C over B - Clothes Over Bros

"brooke-ing" - see ... i think... season 3!

gf - girlfriend

j - jealous

"B" - b!t(h

K Fed - see Britney Spears Wikipedia

OMG - come on.. Oh My God

BFF - you know what that is!

def - definitely

famil - familiar

fab - fabulous

P&L - Peyton & Lucas

fordays - pretty much defines anything that never ends, or continues way beyond its shelf life!

FSR - For Some Reason